I COULDN’T TELL IF I WAS HALLUCINATING AND A FUCKING GIANT ASS SPIDER (I’M FUCKING SERIOUS THE BODY NOT INCLUDING THE FUCKING LEGS WAS LIKE THE SIZE OF A FUCKING NICKEL AND I’M GOING TO CRY) WAS JUST CRAWLING ON ME AND I STARTED FUCKING PANICKING AND SMACKED IT OFF OF ME AND IT RAN BEHIND THE TRASHCAN AND IT SENT ME INTO A PANIC ATTACK AND I WAS SHAKING ON THE VERGE OF HYPERVENTILATION AND I JUMPED ONTO THE STEP STOOL AND HALF-SCREAMED AND STARED AT IT FOR A GOOD 3 MINUTES BEFORE I GRABBED MY HAIR GEL AND SQUEEZED IT ALL OVER THE WALL AND FLOOR IN THE AREA THE SPIDER WAS IN AND FUCKING DROWNED IT BUT NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP BUT I’M SCARED WHAT IF IT DIDN’T ACTUALLY DIE AND IT IS WAITING PATIENTLY TO BITE AND KILL ME WHEN I TRY TO THROW IT AWAY???? I CANT BREATHEEEE

I THINK I FORGOT TO FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET TOO HEL{P OMG 

UPDATE: MY DAD WENT IN THERE AND DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE??????